Written 24.6.00 by Pam Taylor for Fr David (and performed to his great enjoyment!)
FATHER DAVID IS AN INTERESTING MAN
WHATEVER THEY SAY THEY'LL NEVER FIND HIM BORING
WHEN HE PREACHES LOOK AROUND AND YOU WILL SEE
EVEN THOUGH THEY YAWN YOU'LL NEVER HEAR THEM SNORING
HIS SCINTILLATING SERMONS WAKE YOU UP AND MAKE YOU THINK
SO SPARKLING AND INSPIRING MORE DELICIOUS THAN A DRINK
AND WHEN HE'S IN A CHEEKY MOOD YOU SIMPLY MUST AGREE
HE HAS US IN HYSTERICS OH HE SHOULD BE ON T.V.!
BUT HE STAYS AND ENTERTAINS US HERE INSTEAD
THOUGH WE SOMETIMES WISH WE'D STAYED BACK HOME IN BED
HE'S OUR SUPER-DUPER SPIRITUAL HEAD
IT'S TO NICE TO KNOW THAT HE'S JUST THERE WITH MAX HIS CANINE FRIEND
IT'S NICE TO KNOW HE'S JUST AROUND THE CORNER
IT'S NICE TO KNOW HE'S JUST AROUND THE BEND
FATHER DAVID IS AN INTERESTING MAN
EVEN THOUGH YOU ASK HE'LL ALWAYS LEAVE YOU GUESSING
WHEN HE SMILES AT YOU AND TRIES TO LOOK SEVERE
EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE SHY YOU'LL FIND YOURSELF CONFESSING
IT'S NICE TO KNOW THAT HE'S JUST THERE WITH MAX HIS CANINE FRIEND
IT'S NICE TO KNOW HE'S JUST AROUND THE CORNER
IT'S NICE TO KNOW HE'S JUST AROUND THE BEND